Tarak Mehta-Sex Society 15 {bapuji ki fati gand}
GOOD MORNING GOKULDHAM.....
SUBH SUBH MEHTA SAHAB APNE GHAR KE SOFE PE BAITH KE KUCH LIKH RHE THE...AUR GAA RHE THE....
LIKHTE LIKHTE GANNE KA SHAWK UNKA PURANA THA...VO AAJ SEX PE ARTICLE LIKH RHE THE TOH JAHIR HAI...KI GANNA BHI KUCH AISA HE HOGA....
JAB UNKI GANNE KI AWAZ ANJALI GHAR KE BAHR SE ATTE TIME SUNI TOH BOL PADI...
ANJALI :- HAYEE TARAK AAJ SUBH SUBH AAP KAISE GANNE GAA RHE HAIN...
TARAK :- ANJALI AB AAJ KA TOPIC HE SEX LIFE PE HAI TOH KYA KARUN....KUCH IDEA HE NHI SUJ RHA HAI..
ANJALI :- AAPKO SEX LIFE PE LIKHNE MEIN KUCH NHI SUJ RHA HAI....MAZAK KAR RHE HAIN AAP...
TARAK :- ANJALI KARNE MEIN AUR LIKHNE MEIN BAHUT FARK HAI.....
SEX KRTE TIME TOH HUM BASS KAR DETE HAIN...LEKIN LIKHNE MEIN VO WORDS..AUR JAB TAK VO FEELINGS NHI AA JATI TAB TAK ARTICLE NHI LIKHA JATA..
ANJALI :- AAP AUR APKI PHILOSPHY.......MERE TOH SAR KE UPAR SE NIKAL JATI HAII..
TABHI ANJALI KE HATH SE KUCH SAMAN NICHE GIR JATA HAI....AUR VO NICHE JHUKTI HAI TOH USKE SUIT JO DEEP GALLE KA HOTA HAI JISKI VAJAH SE USKI CHUHCI KI KUCH JHALAK DIKH JATI HAI..
TARAK MAN MEIN SOCHTA HAI....YAR YE ANJALI SUBH SUBH AISA KUCH KAR DETI HAI..AUR MERA LUND KHADA HO JATA HAI...AB TOH ISKO CHODE BINA TOH RHA NHI JAYEGA...
UDHAR JETHALAL KE GHAR PE....
JETHALAL DINNING TABLE PE BAITH KE CHAI PEE RHA THA.....AUR TAPPU SOFE PE BAITH KE PHONE PE GAME KHEL RHA THA..
JETHALAL :- TAPPU BETA PHONE LAA JALDI..
TAPPU :- PAPA BAS EK MIN...
JETHALAL :- ROZ TU EK MIN EK MIN KRKE...PHONE KI SARI BATERY KHATM KAR DETA HAI....AREEE DAYA..JALDI RUMAL LA BHAI DER HO RHI HAI...
DAYA :- LAYIII.....
JETHALAL :- TAPPU AB PHONE DE DE...MUJHE LATE HO RHA HAI BETA...
AUR TABHI PHONE KI GHANTI BAJ UTHTI HAI...
JETHALAL PHONE UTHA KE..
JETHALAL :- HELLOOO ...
DUSRI TARAF SE....MEIN NATU KAKA BOL RHA HUN GADA ELECTRONICS SE..
JETHALAL :- HAN NATTU KAKA BOLO..
NATU KAKA :- SETHJI MEIN KABSE APKO PHONE LAGA RHA HUN...AP BAR BAR MERA PHONE KYUN KAT RHE HAIN..
JETHALAL :- AREE VO TAPPU MOBIE MEIN GAME KHEL RHA HAI TOH VO HEE KAT RHA HOGA...ACHA YE BATAIE KYA KAM THA..
NATU KAKA :- SETHJI MEIN TOH BAS ISLIYE PHONE KAR RHA THA...KI AAP AAJ DUKAN AAYENGE KI NHI...
JETHALAL APNA MUH BANATE HUE..
JETHALAL :- NATU KAKA...MERI KYA AAP ATTENDENCE LE RHE HAIN...HAZRI LAGANI HAI APKO DUKAN PE...JO AISE VAHIYAD CHIZE PUCHNI HAI....MEIN KYA ROZ CHUTTI KRTA HUN..
NATU KAKA :- SETHJI..AAP SETH LOG HAI..APKA KYA BHROSA..
JETHALAL :- AEEEIYEEE.....AAP PHONE RAKHIYE MEIN DUKAN AA RHA HUN...
AUR PHONE CUT KR DETA HAI....
TABHI JETHALAL TAPPU SE PHONE KHICHNE CHALA JATA HAI...TAPPU BACHNE KE LIYE SOFE SE CHIPAK JATA HAI....
JETHALAL USKE HATH SE PHONE KHICHNE KI KOSISH KRTA HAI..LEKIN USKE HATH MEIN NHI AA PATA.....AUR FIR...TAPPU KE HATH SE PHONE SOFE KE ANDAR GIR JATA HAI.....
AB AAGE DEKHTE HAIN YE PHONE KYA GUL KHIALATA HAI.....
JETHALAL TAPPU SE PHONE CHINNE KI KOSISH KRTA HAI....AUR USKI VAJAH SE PHONE TAPPU KE HATH SE GIR JATA HAI AUR SOFE KE ANDAR CHALA JATA HAI AB AAGEE....
JETHALAL KO JAB PATA CHLTA HAI KI USKA PHONE SOFE KE ANDAR CHALA GAYA AUR JOR SE CHILATA HAI....
JETHALAL :- TAPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....YE DEKH NALAYAK KYA KIYA TUNE...PHONE ANDAR GIRA DIYA...
JETHALAL KI AISI CHIKNE KE AWAJ SUN KAR DAYA BAHR ATI HAI..
DAYA :- KYA HUA TAPPU KE PAPA...AAP KYUN CHILLA RHE HO...
JETHALAL :- YE DEKH TERE BETE NE KYA KIYA HAI...MERA PHONE SOFE KE ANDAR DAAL DIYA HAI...
TAPPU DONO KI BATON KO NA SNTE HUE..SOFE KE ANDAR HATH DAL KE PHONE DHUDNE KI KOSISH KR RHA THA..
DAYA :- GIRAYA NAHI HOGA...GIR GAYA HOGA GALTI SE ... ABHI DANTI HUN..
TAPUUUU BETAA....
JETHALAL :- BASSS TAPPU BETA...KHTAM..ITNA HE DANTNA THA....AKAL HAI TUJME...DOBI...
DAYA :- AAP SHANT RAHIE...MIL JAYEGA PHONE...
JETHALAL :- KYA SHANT RAHIYE...KITNA JARURI PHONE ANA HAI USME..PATA HAI TUJHE..
DAYA :- NAHIIIII.....MERA MATLAB HAI..RUKIE MEIN KOSISH KRTI HUN...
TAPPU TU HATH MEIN KOSISH KARTI HUN..
TAPPU APNA HATH HATA LETA HAI...AUR DAYA APNA HATH SOFE KE ANDAR DAAL KE PHONE DHUDNE LAGTI HAI...
JETHALAL :- MILA PHONE DAYA...
DAYA :- EK MIN JARA RUKIE..DHUND RHI HUN..
JETHALAL :- JALDI DHUND BHAI...
KUCH MIN TAK DAYA DHUNDTI HAI LEKIN USSE NHI MILTA ...TOH VO APNA HATH BAHR NIKAL LETI HAI..
JETHALAL :- MIL GAYA?
DAYA :- NHI MILAA...
JETHALAL GUSSE MEIN..
JETHALAL :- MUJHE PATA THA....TUM MAA BETE KISI KAM KE NAHI HO...DONO KO BAS MERA KAM BIGADNA ATA HAI...TU HATH HATH VAHN SE...NONSENSE...
AUR DAYA VAHN SE HATH JATI HAI...
LEKIN VAHN PE FIR BAPUJI AA JATE HAIN..
JETHALAL TAPPU KO DANT RHA HOTA HAI...
JETHALAL :- YE DEKH TAPPU...KYA KIYA TUNE...
BAPUJI :- YE JETHIYA SUBH SUBH KYUN TAPPU KO DANT RHA HAI...
JETHALAL :- DEKHIYE NA BAPUJI...ISS TAPPU NE MERA PHONE SOFE KE ANDAR DAAL DIYA HAI....AB MIL NHI RHA HAI...
BAPUJI :- TOH ISME GUSSA KARNE VALI KYA BAAT HAI....RUK MERA HATH PATLA AUR LAMBA HAI... MEIN KOSISH KARTA HUN...
DAYA :- HAN BAPUJI AAP KOSISH KAREIYE...
JETHALAL DAYA KO NOCHTE HUE....TU CHUP RHE NA BHAI....
DAYA CHUP HO JATI HAI...
AUR BAPUJI APNA HATH SOFE KE ANDAR DAAL DETE HAIN...
DUSRI TARAF SE TAPPU BAR BAR BOL RHA THA...MILA DADAJI....MILA PHONE..
BAPUJI PHONE NIKALNE MEIN LAGGE HUE THE....THODI DER BAAD VO CHILATE HAIN....
BAPUJI :- AEEEEEE JETHIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
JETHALAL :- ARE WAHHH PHONE MIL GAYA...KAMAL HO GAYA ...
DAYA :- WAHH BAPUJI....
AUR SAB TALIYAN BAJANE LAGTE HAIN...
BAPUJI :- AEEE BAPUCHAK.....PHONE NHI ...MERA HATH FAS GAYA HAI...NIKAL NHI RHAA...
SAB KE MUH SE EK SATH NIKLTA HAI..
KYAAAAAAAAA......
JETHALAL :- BAPUJI....APKA HATH KAISE FANS GAYA...KOSISH KARIYE NIKALNE KI...
BAPUJI :- BABUCHAK VAHI TOH KAR RHA HUN...MAGAR NHI NIKAL RHA HAI...
DAYA :- HEY MAAA MATAJI....AB KYA HOGA..
JETHALAL :- YE DEKH TAPPU TERI VAJAH SE...KYA HO GAYA AAJ..
TAPPU :- SORRY DADAJI...SORRY PAPA...
BAPUJI :- JETHIYA TAPPU KO DANTNA BAND KAR....AUR MERA HATH NIKALNE KI KOSISH KARR....
JETHALAL BAPUJI KA KANDHA PAKAD KE HATH KHICHNE KI KOSISH KR RHA HOTA HAI...JISKI VAJAH SE BAPUJI JETHALAL KI VAJAN KI WAJAH SE NICHE KI AUR DAB JATE HAIN..
BAPUJI :- AEE JETHIYA HATH HATH MERE UPAR SE...
JETHALAL HATH JATA HAI AUR BOLTA HAI...KYA HUA BAPUJI..
BAPUJI :- AEE BAPUJI WADI...TU MERA HATH NIKAL RHA HAI...YA MUJHE APNE NICHE DABA RHA HAI....TU REHNE DE...MEIN APNE AAP KOSISH KRTA HUN...
TAPPU :- COMMON DADAJI...AAP NIKAL SAKTE HAIN...
BAPUJI KAFI DER KOSISH KRTE HAIN..LEKIN VO NIKAL NHI PATTE...AUR THAK KE VAISE HE BAITH JATE HAIN...
JETHALAL DAYA AUR TAPPU TEENO HE CHINTA MEIN THE..TABHI JETHALAL KO IDEA AYAA....
JETHALAL :- DAYA JALDI CHAKU LAA .... KAT DETE HAIN..
DAYA :- HEEYYY MAA MATAJI....TAPPU KE PAPA AAP KYA KEH RHE HAIN....ITNI CHOTI SE BAAT PE AAP BAPUJI KA HATH KAT DENGE...
BAPUJI :- HAINNNNN....
JETHALAL :- NHI BAPUJI.....YE NONSENSE DAYA.....MEIN HATH KATNE KI NAHI ... SOFA KATNE KI BAAT KAR RHA HUN...
DAYA :- ACHAA....ABHI LATI HUN...
BAPUJI :- NHI...SOFA KATNE KI JARURAT NHI HAI...MEIN FIR SE KOSISH KARTA HUN...
DAYA :- HAN BAPUJI THODA UDHAR ..HAN THODA IDHAR..
JETHALAL :- TUJHE KYA SOFE KE ANDAR KE RASTON KA PATA HAI....ROZ KYA VAHN TEHAL KAR ATI HAI...JO BOL RHI HAI..IDHAR UDHAR...
DAYA :- KYA...KYAAA...KUCH SMAJH NHI AYA..
JETHALAL :- TU CHUP REH NA NONSENSE...
IDHAR JETHALAL KA PHONE PE PHONE BAJE JAA RHA THAA...
FIR SE YE FAMILY SHURU HO JATE HAIN BAPUJI KA HATH BAHR NIKALNE KE LIYE....KAFI BAPUJI KO ULTA KARTE HAIN...KABHI UNKA HATH BAHR KHICNE KI KOSISH KARTE HAIN....
FIR DAYA BOLTI HAI...
DAYA :- EK KAM KARTE HAIN..SOFE KO ULTA KARTE HAIN...SHAYD USSE HATH BAHR AA JAYEE..
JETHALAL :- HAN EK BAAR YE BHI TRY KRTE HAIN..
AUR FIR TEENO ARAM ARAM SE SOFE KO ULTA KARTE HAIN...TABHI NICHE SE AWAJ ATI HAI..
BAPUJI :- AEEEE JETHIYAAAAAAAAAAAA....
JETHALAL :- DAYA DOBI...JALDI SE SOFA UPAR KAR LAGTA HAI BAPUJI KO SANS NHI AA RHA HAI...
JAISE BHI SOFE KO UPAR KARTE HAIN...BAPUJI AJEEB SE POSITION MEIN ZAMEEN PAR LETE HOTE HAIN...AUR UNKA HATH BHI SOFE KI ANDAR SE NIKALA HUA HOTA HAI....
JETHALAL BAPUJI KO UTHA KE SOFE PE VAPIS RAKHTA HAI...
JETHALAL :- BAPUJI AAP THEK HAIN...
BAPUJI :- JAGTE HUE...HAN HAN..MEIN THEK HUN...MAGAR TERA PHONE ABHI BHI VAHIN HAI...
TABHI JETHALAL KA PHONE BAJNE LGTA HAI....
DAYA :- PHONE UTHAI....UTHATE KYUN NHI..
JETHALAL :- TERE MEIN AKAL HAI....NONSENSE....PHONE SOFE KE ANDAR HAI KAISE UTHAUN...
DAYA :- PATA NHI KUN HAI FALTU JO SUBH SUBH PHONE KAR RAHA HAII..
JETHALAL :- FALTU...AREE JARURI KAM HOGA TABHI PHONE KAR RHA HAI NA...
DAYA :- SORRYY..
BAPUJI :- JETHAIYA KYUN BAHU PE GUSSA KAR RHA HAI...
JETHALAL :- BAPUJI ISSE DEKHIYE NA..KAISE WAHIAA....
BAPUJI :- CHUUUUUUUUUUU...SHANT REH BAS...BAHUT HO GAYA...
TABHI VAHN SE SODHI GHAR KE ANDAR AA JATA HAI...AUR JAB KO NAMASTE KARTA HAI...
AUR JETHALAL KA PHONE FIR SE BAJ UTHTA HAI...
JETHALAL :- YE LO...PATA NHI KUN PHONE KAR RHA HOGAA...
SODHI :- JETHA PRA APKA PHONE BAJ RHA HAI ...AAP UTHA KYUN NHI RHE HO...
JETHALAL :- SODHI KAISE UTHAO..YE TAPPU NE PHONE SOFE KE ANDAR DAAL DIYA HAI...
SODHI :- YE LO BAS ITNI SE BAAT ABHI NIKAL DETA HUN....CHAMAPAK CHACHA AAP JARA KHADA HONA...
AUE SODHI SOFE KO UPAR UTHATA HAI...AUR NICHE SE SOFR KE COVER KO FAD DETA HAI...AUR PHONE KO NIKAL DETA HAI...
SODHI :- YE LO JETHAPRA PHONE...AUR HAN ISKA KHARCHA 500 RUPEE HAIN...
JETHALAL :- THANK U SODHI...THANK U..
AUR SODHI JANNE LAGTA HAI..
JETHALAL :- AREE SODHI...KAHA JAA RHA HAI...KOI KAM SE AAY HOGA NAA...
SODHI :- AREE HAN VO TOH MEIN BHUL HE GAYA THA...MEIN YE CALENDAR DENE AYA HUN...ACHA JI CHALTA HUN...
AUR SODHI CHALA JATA HAI...
JETHALAL APNE PHONE MEIN DEKHTA HAI...12 MISSED CALL HOTI HAIN...VO FATAFAT PHONE LAGATA HAI.....
JI HUMRESH BHAI.... ... VO KYA THA NA PHONE MERE BETE SE SOFE KE ANDAR CHALA GAYA THA..ISLIYE PHONE NHI UTHA PAYA... HAN BOLO.....
ACHA....ACHA....HAN HAN BIKLUL....HAN HUM READY HE HAIN...OHKK...FIR...
AUR JETHALAL APNE HASTA HUA CEHRA BANA KAR....MAZAAA AYEGA....
PHONE MILNE AUR USS PAR BAAT KARNE KE BAAD JETHALAL KAFI KUSH LAG RHA THA...AUR VO KUCH BATANE MEHTA SAHAB KE GHAR NIKAL PADA THA....
SIDIYUN SE UTARTE HUE...VO NICHE COMPUND PE PAHUNCH CHUKA THA...SAMNE BHIDE BOARD PAR SUVICHAR LIKH RHA THA...
JETHALAL :- AEE BHIDE....BHIDEE...
BHIDE :- HAN JETHALAL...
JETHALAL :- JARA IDHAR TOH ANA...
BHIDE :- HAN ATA HUN..
AUR BHIDE JETHALAL KI TARAF CHAL DETA HAI..
BHIDE :- HAN BOLO JETHALAL .... AAJ SUBH SUBH MUJHE KAISE YAAD KIYA TUMNE...
JETHALAL :- AEE CHAPLI....JARA SHANT RAKH NAA....MUJHE SIRF YE BATANA HAI...
AUR VO BHIDE KO PHONE PE KI HUI BATIEN BATA DETA HAI...
BHIDE SUN KE KUSH HO JATA HAI...
BHIDE :- AREE VAHH JETHALAL....TUMNE SUBH SUBH MAST NEWS DE DII...ACHA TOH MEIN SODHI AUR IYER KO BATA DUNGA..
JETHALAL :- HAN THEK HAI...AUR MEIN POPATLAL AUR MEHTA SAHAB HO BATA DUNGA....
AUR FIR JETHALAL TARAF KE GATE KE PASS PAHUCH KE BELL BAJNE HE VALA HOTA HAI KI ANDAR SEEE.....
ANDAR SE AHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHH....TARAAKK...
AHHAAHHAAA.....AURRR TEZZZ.....HMMM...
AWAZEIN AA RHI THI...
JETHALAL MAN MEIN....YE AAJ KAL MEHTA SAHAB KO KYA HO GAYA HAI...SUBH SUBH KE CHALU HO JATE HAIN...AUR GATE BHI BAND NHI KARTE....ANDAR JHANK KE DEKHUN KYA..NHI NHI...MEHTA SAHAB KO BURA LAG JAYEGA....
NHI BURA LAGEGA ...BOL DUNGA..GATE KHULA THA ... HAN..YHI THEK RHAEGA..
AUR FIR JETHALAL HALKA SA GATE KHOL KE ANDAR JHANKTA HAI...ANDAR KA NAZARA DEKH KE JETHALAL KA LUND UNDERWEAR KE ANDAR JAAG KAR KHADA HO JATA HAI...AUR PANT KE UPAR SE SAAF DIKHAI DENE LAGTA HAIII.....
ANDAR KA NAZARA ISS TARAH THA...
ANJALI GATE KE SAMNE VALE SOFE PAR THI...USKI TANGE SOFE KE DONO SIDE PAR THI..USKI PAJAMI NICHE THI PANJO TAK..AUR TARAK KI PANT NICHE THI...AUR VO ANJALI KE UPAR CHADA HUA THAAA..
TARAK ANJALI KE CHOOT MEIN BAHT TEZI SE DHAKA DHAK DHAKKE LAGA RHA THA...ANDAR BAHR ANDAR BAHAR...
TARAK :- ANJALI..AHHH....UFFFF....MAZAAA AA RHA HAI...
ANJALI :- AHHHHHH TARAK.....MAZAAAA.....AREEE....SWARGG JAISEEE ANAND MIL RHA HAAIII.....AUR TEZZ.....OHHHHHH...HMMM....AUR TEZZZ..AHHHHHH......UFFFFFFFF...
TARAK KI SPEED BAD JATI HAI....AUR VO AB BAHUT TEZI SE LUND KO ANDAR BAHR KARNE LAGTA HAI....LUND PURA ANDAR AUR PURA BAHAR ANNE LAGTA HAII...
TARAK :- ANJALI...MEIN AAA RHA HUNN...AHHHH
ANJALI :- TARAK MEIN BHII...GYIIII....
AUR DONO CHIKTE HUE APNA RASSS PAN KAR DETE HAIN....AUR HANFTE HUE EK DUSRE KE UPAR GIR JATE HAIN...
TABHI PICHE SE AWAZ ATI HAI...MEHTA SAHAB...!!!!
to be continued...
